What did the father say to his blonde daughter?

Nothing, he left her and her mother when she was only 3 years old.

Five brothers

There were 5 Chinese brothers, Chu, Hu, Bu, Fu and Su...

They went to America to 'Americanize' their names. Chu became Chuck, Hu became Huck and Bu became Buck.

Su and Fu were denied visas because they had committed tax fraud.

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"

The other blonde was dead so she could not respond.

What starts with a W and ends in a T.

What's the fastest thing in Africa?

Light

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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "Why the long face?"
The horse says: "Evolution".

Depressing comic week 11


http://explosm.net/comics/4461/

What do you call a 7 year old girl with no hair?

A cancer victim.

Do you know what is odd?

Every other number

What two states don't have running water?

Solid and gas