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People are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they'll die.

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Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

It's me, Gerald. May I please come in?

Certainly.

Thanks you for having me as your guest.

You are most welcome. Thank you for coming.

You are most welcome.

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Definition

Anti-humor is a type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The practice relies on the expectation on the part of the audience of something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they...
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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problem...
H2O2

A chemist and his friend walk into a bar. The chemist says "I'd like a glass of H2O." So the bartender gave him water. His ...
Polar bear

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills ...
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