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A chemist and his friend walk into a bar.
The chemist says "I'd like a glass of H2O." So the bartender gave him water. His friend said "I'd like a glass of H2O, too." So the bartender also gave him water, because he knew what he meant and had no conceivable reason to be carrying hydrogen peroxide, much less to be giving it as a drink.
The chemist says "I'd like a glass of H2O." So the bartender gave him water. His friend said "I'd like a glass of H2O, too." So the bartender also gave him water, because he knew what he meant and had no conceivable reason to be carrying hydrogen peroxide, much less to be giving it as a drink.
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What did the fat kid get for christmas?
Presents.
What did the ginger kid get for christmas?
Cancer
Presents.
What did the ginger kid get for christmas?
Cancer
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Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Cause she has no arms.
*knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"Not Sally."
Cause she has no arms.
*knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"Not Sally."
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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar.
They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.
They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.
