Showing posts with label cancer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cancer. Show all posts

What do you call a 7 year old girl with no hair?

A cancer victim.

Christmas

What did the fat kid get for christmas? 
Presents.

What did the ginger kid get for christmas?
Cancer

Cancer

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died?

Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Orphan

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Balls

A man goes to the doctor's office and complains of a horrible pain in his balls. He finds out he has cancer that has spread throughout his body and he has less than six months to live. So he goes home and kills himself.

Cancer

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Theres this kid who had straight A's his entire life and is friends with everyone in the school. So he goes home and dies of cancer the next day.

Headaches

So a man goes to the doctor complaining of severe headaches. The doctor takes the man's arm and squeezes it gently. He says "Does that hurt?" the man replies, "Yes".

The doctor then proceeded to do a few more tests and discovered that the man has terminal brain cancer.

Christmas, yay

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Deadly

What's more deadly than a child running with scissors?

Cancer