Showing posts with label doctor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label doctor. Show all posts

My leg

"Doctor, I've broken my leg."

"I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again."

Like a pair of curtains

A man walks into the doctors, "doctor, doctor i feel like a pair of curtains"

The doctor pauses for a second and replies "thats the least of your worries, you have AIDS."

Ignored

Doctor, doctor! Everybody seems to be ignoring me!

I see, sir. And when do you think this started?

I'm a curtain

Dude walks into a doctor's and says, 'Doctor, doctor, i think I'm a curtain'

Doc replies, ' I am afraid I am going to have to detain you under the mental health act, sir'