Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Suicide man vs virgin

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What is the difference between the suicide man and the virgin?

The suicide man wants to die, the virgin wants to have sex.

Flavoured condoms

Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- I am an alcohol destroying your family.

Sex

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids?

A child molester