Showing posts with label horse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label horse. Show all posts

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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "Why the long face?"
The horse says: "Evolution".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face?". The horse says,"I was born this way."

Yet another horse in a bar

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" Being a horse, it can't understand human language. It's frightened and unfamiliar with it's surroundings, so it runs out of the bar, knocking over a few tables along the way.

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A horse walks into a bar
Barman says "Why the long face?"

The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

A horse and a donkie

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Horse

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What do you call a horse that drinks a lot, carries a shotgun and a urge to kill your family?

Whatever you want, he's a horse, he doesn't really care about what his name is.

Horse

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because horses lack the intellectual capacity for speech. It sways uncertainly for a moment before wandering back out the way it came.

Horse

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Horse walks into a bar. It gets scared, stumbles upon a couple of people and it had to be euthanized. A person dies.

Bar

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A horse and a sheep walk into a bar.

They were promptly escorted out and the doors were secured.