Showing posts with label rabbi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rabbi. Show all posts

Priest, rabbi and a duck

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A priest and a rabbi are in a fishing boat with a duck.
The priest says to the rabbi "why is that duck here?"
The rabbi shrugs his shoulders.
Eventually the duck flies away.

So these religious people walk into a bar.... What could go wrong

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So get this, a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman all walk into a bar...

but there's no rabbi and no shaman and it's actually my 8th birthday and the priest is molesting me....

and the priest is my dad and he's not a priest.

My dad molested me... a lot.

Plane

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So a black guy, a rabbi, and a priest were in a plane.
The plane landed in John F. Kennedy Airport and they went their respective ways.

Strip club

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A priest and a rabbi go to a strip club. Members of their congregation see them entering the club, and they lose respect and eventually their jobs.

Across the ocean

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A priest, a rabbi and a nonreligious person are flying across the Atlantic Ocean, all for different reasons. There is engine trouble, and one of the wings catches fire. The plane starts to go down. Luckily, there are enough parachutes for everyone. Evacuation is orderly.

Religion

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A rabbi and a priest are talking and the priest says to the rabbi "I respect your devotion, but I'm afraid our religious views differ."

Bar

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A priest an Imam and a Rabbi walk into a bar. They have a pleasant discussion not related to any of their religions.

Bar 3.0

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and following strict religious observance only imbibed a moderate amount of wine.