Showing posts with label chicken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chicken. Show all posts
What happens when you hit a chicken with a baseball bat? It dies because of blunt force trauma
Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it spent its entire life caged in a coop and laying eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it has no free will and was biologically determined to do so via many internal chemical interactions.
Because it has no free will and was biologically determined to do so via many internal chemical interactions.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Probably because the road was near and there was some type of feed on the other side. Or possibly because the chicken was fightened by something and there happened to be a road in its path.
Probably because the road was near and there was some type of feed on the other side. Or possibly because the chicken was fightened by something and there happened to be a road in its path.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was startled by a loud noise and crossed the road to get away from what it thought was a predator.
It was startled by a loud noise and crossed the road to get away from what it thought was a predator.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because thats the way the truck that was carrying it to the slaughter house was going.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the truck it was being carried in crashed, smashing the driver's brain and scarring his family for life, who were watching from their house.
Because the truck it was being carried in crashed, smashing the driver's brain and scarring his family for life, who were watching from their house.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why? Jesus, I don't know... do you think they're even smart enough to have a fucking reason?
LET'S ASK THE EXPERTS!
The mental abilities of animals—particularly birds—have traditionally been underestimated. However, as we take the time to study what birds are really like, their intelligence and complex lives become very obvious.
Here’s what the experts say about chickens:
Dr. Lesley Rogers, Professor of Zoology at University of New England, Australia
“It is now clear that birds have cognitive capacities equivalent to those of mammals, even primates.”
Rogers LJ, The Development of Brain and Behaviour in the Chicken (Wallingford, Oxon, U.K.: CABI Publishing, 1995, p. 217).
Dr. Joy Mench, Professor of Animal Science at University of California at Davis
“Dr. Joy Mench, Professor and Director of the Center for Animal Welfare at the Univ. of Calif. at Davis explains, ‘Chickens show sophisticated social behavior….That’s what a pecking order is all about. They can recognize more than a hundred other chickens and remember them. They have more than thirty types of vocalizations.’”
Specter M, “The Extremist,” The New Yorker, April 14, 2003, p. 64.
Why? Jesus, I don't know... do you think they're even smart enough to have a fucking reason?
LET'S ASK THE EXPERTS!
The mental abilities of animals—particularly birds—have traditionally been underestimated. However, as we take the time to study what birds are really like, their intelligence and complex lives become very obvious.
Here’s what the experts say about chickens:
Dr. Lesley Rogers, Professor of Zoology at University of New England, Australia
“It is now clear that birds have cognitive capacities equivalent to those of mammals, even primates.”
Rogers LJ, The Development of Brain and Behaviour in the Chicken (Wallingford, Oxon, U.K.: CABI Publishing, 1995, p. 217).
Dr. Joy Mench, Professor of Animal Science at University of California at Davis
“Dr. Joy Mench, Professor and Director of the Center for Animal Welfare at the Univ. of Calif. at Davis explains, ‘Chickens show sophisticated social behavior….That’s what a pecking order is all about. They can recognize more than a hundred other chickens and remember them. They have more than thirty types of vocalizations.’”
Specter M, “The Extremist,” The New Yorker, April 14, 2003, p. 64.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was the first step of his epic journey that was about to unfold. He had yearned to see the world ever since he was a young chick, staring out across the landscape from behind the cruel wire fence. His incarceration had only served to fuel his thirst for adventure though, which only made it more disappointing when he was hit by the speeding toyota.
It was the first step of his epic journey that was about to unfold. He had yearned to see the world ever since he was a young chick, staring out across the landscape from behind the cruel wire fence. His incarceration had only served to fuel his thirst for adventure though, which only made it more disappointing when he was hit by the speeding toyota.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because even with its diminutive brain and limited capacity for thought, it still understood that it wasn't safe to stand in the way of motorised vehicles.
Because even with its diminutive brain and limited capacity for thought, it still understood that it wasn't safe to stand in the way of motorised vehicles.