Showing posts with label elephant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label elephant. Show all posts

Tarzan

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

"Here come the elephants over the hill."

Elephants in a Mini

How many elephants can you fit in a Mini?

None, it's far too small for an elephant.

Elephant vs rhino

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?

A very bloody battle. Both are aggressive if they feel threatened.

Elephant

How many elephants can you fit in a mini?

None. The volume of even a single elephant comfortably exceeds that of the car.