Anti jokes

Your mother is so loose you must tell me who her chiropractor is.

I'm looking for one to ease the tension

Your mother is so loose you must tell me who her chiropractor is. I'm looking for one to ease the tension in my lower back.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

Your momma's so fat that I hope she becomes more comfortable with her body some day.

Your mama's so poor she had to apply for government assistance.

Your mother is so fat.

Your mama's so fat that her cholesterol is leaving her at risk for heart disease. Not to mention her joints are really losing cartilage from carrying all that weight around. I think she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery if she wants to see her grandchildren graduate college.

Your mother is so fat that her pants are quite large.

Your mom is nice.

Your mother is so old that she has difficulty remembering things.

Yo Mama's so fat that she was instructed by the doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease or even a heart attack later in life.