Showing posts with label magic lamp. Show all posts
Showing posts with label magic lamp. Show all posts
A Latvian finds a magic lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out, saying “I will grant you three wishes.” The Latvian is overjoyed. In a rush, he says “I want potato!” “Your wish is granted!” says the genie, and the Latvian finds himself holding a potato. “What is your next wish?” says the genie. “I wish you go away, so I could enjoy the potato.” So the genie leaves.
Also, that was the only magic lamp that the Latvian ever found.
Also, that was the only magic lamp that the Latvian ever found.
A man is walking alone on the beach when he trips, and stumbles accross an old rusty lamp.
Curious, he picks it up and begins to wipe the sand away.
He cuts himself on the lamp, giving himself a nasty infection, but after a series of shots he is fine now.
Curious, he picks it up and begins to wipe the sand away.
He cuts himself on the lamp, giving himself a nasty infection, but after a series of shots he is fine now.
A man is walking through the desert dying of thirst when he comes across a magic lamp and rubs it.
The lamp is of no use to the man as it contains no means of sustenance so he continues his journey.
The lamp is of no use to the man as it contains no means of sustenance so he continues his journey.