Showing posts with label baby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baby. Show all posts
What's the difference between a baby and a Mars bar? About 8000 calories.
What's worse then one baby nailed to a cross? 100 babies nailed to a cross.
How do you teach babies about landmines? Let them crawl in.
Why did the baby stop crying? Because it died.
Q. Why did the dinosaur eat the baby?
A. He didn't. Humans did not appear until after the extinction of dinosaurs.
What did the aborted baby say to it's mother?

Nothing. Dead babies can't speak, and even if they could it takes at least a year or so for babies to learn how and because this particular baby was aborted and you can only be aborted if you're younger than about four months it wouldn't have had the time.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwhich?

You don't eat babies.