Showing posts with label light bulb. Show all posts
Showing posts with label light bulb. Show all posts
Two light bulbs are lying in their cardboard sleeve on a shelf somewhere. The first light bulb is a real nervous type. He's been going on and on. "What if I don't light up? Seriously, what if I don't? I will just fucking die! God, I'm freaking out. And thanks to our fucking packaging, we don't know whether we're in a store or a warehouse, or if we're sitting under someone's kitchen sink moments away from being screwed in and turned on. What if there's something wrong with my filament? I mean, it feels OK to me, but there's not really any way of knowing for sure until I get hit with some current. Sure, I passed the factory test and lit up just fine, but what if ..." The second light bulb has had enough. "Will you shut the fuck up! Just shut up!" There is a long awkward silence. Then the first light bulb says, "Well, what else are we supposed to talk about?"
How many members of a minority does it take to change a lightbulb?
10 - one to change the lightbulb and 9 to act negatively in a way associated with said minority.
10 - one to change the lightbulb and 9 to act negatively in a way associated with said minority.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, he just needs to be careful standing on that chair.
Just one, he just needs to be careful standing on that chair.
How many asians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. The simple task of screwing in a light bulb can be easily accomplished by any ethnic group.
One. The simple task of screwing in a light bulb can be easily accomplished by any ethnic group.