Showing posts with label blonde. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blonde. Show all posts
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"

The other blonde was dead so she could not respond.
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's? Their medial temporal lobe structures begin to show signs of atrophy.
Three blondes are driving down the road.
One is close to earning her master's degree in physics. The other two are successful business women.
Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.
So I was stalking this hot blonde last week. Suddenly, she drops her purse and all the contents fall out. I help her pick them up and we walk our seperate ways.
Two blonde women walk into a bar.

They chat over drinks and have a wonderful time before making their way home safely.
Ok, so a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a plane that is going to crash. The captain comes back with two parachutes and yells “Only one of you gets to li-”
The plane explodes in the air. No one survived.
Why did the blonde open her legs for the tramp?

Because she was systematically abused as a child over a period of 5 years by her uncle and her father.
How can you tell if a blonde was baking cookies?

They are delicious.
How do you drown a blonde?

Forcibly hold her head underwater for approximately 2 minutes.
A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redheaded woman attempting to escape the police happen upon a barn, wherein they hide themselves among various containers of livestock. However, the police, being very competent and thorough individuals, apprehend all three women.
What's the diffrence between a blonde and a brunette?

Their hair color
How does a blonde get a partner?

Relatively easily.
Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?

Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
So a blonde applies for a supervisor job at Best Buy. She has the experience and the references needed to get the job and she's hired.