Buzz Aldrin an Neil Armstrong are sitting in a bar, having a drink. Suddenly a man walks up to Neil and says "Are you Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon?". Neil says yes. The man says "Cool", and walks off.
Buzz looks after the guy and asks "Why do they never talk to me?"
Neil smiles and says "well, you are the second guy to walk on the moon, am i right?"
Buzz replies "Yes."
Neil says "That's not nearly as cool as being the first"