Showing posts with label apple. Show all posts
Showing posts with label apple. Show all posts
What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?

Tragic accidents involving whole families can be a bit worse I suppose.
What did George Bush say to the apple?

Nothing. George Bush, being elected before to serve as president of an important country, is intelligent enough to know for a fact that apples are inanimate objects incapable of hearing.