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Showing posts with label duck. Show all posts
What did the duck say after it's son was killed? Quack
A priest and a rabbi are in a fishing boat with a duck.
The priest says to the rabbi "why is that duck here?"
The rabbi shrugs his shoulders.
Eventually the duck flies away.
A duck walked into a pharmacy and asked, "Do you have any chapstick?"

The pharmacist looked at the duck and said, "We don't serve ducks here."